Glitz, Glamour, and Garbage

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Rapper DMX was finally caught in Florida after a warrant was issued by Arizona Sherriff Joe Arpaio for his arrest.  The rapper is facing charges of drug possession, identity theft, animal cruelty, and failure to appear in court.  His bond is set at $120,000.

What I do not understand is why rappers flee from their problems.  Fleeing only makes things worse, and since you are a celebrity it is not going to be hard to find you.  You have the money so deal with the consequences up front, instead of looking like a big baby and screwing your life over even more.  No more rapping for you for a while.

Good luck with Sherrif Joe!

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Avril Lavigne has distanced herself from the limelight for a while, but emerged recently buying all sorts of food from a grocery store.  She looked pretty round in her tummy area, which definitely looks like a baby bump.  She has also been spotted looking and buying baby clothes.  Coincidence?  She previously denied rumors of being pregnant, so maybe her down time just made her fat. 

Avril is married to Sum 41 rocker Deryck Whibley.  The two live currently live in Canada and have been away from the spotlight for some time this year.

Whatever the case is, we will find out sooner or later.

Speidi actually got married?  Heidi Montag actually married the scum of all scum Spencer Pratt.  This marriage should last a good month.  After everybody gets sick of watching “The Hills” nobody is going to care about Speidi and they are not going to last.  They are reality t.v. whores who soak up as much photog time as they can.  This just sickens me because Heidi seems like such a genuine person but deals with Spencer.

The couple not only surprised the media, but their families and friends as well because the two eloped in Cabo San Lucas on November 20.  Because the wedding was such a surprise, there is no word whether MTV was their to get all the wedding action for an upcoming hills episode.

What is cool about drugs? I hate drugs and I do not get the point of them.  Why do some celebrities ruin their lives for drugs?

Amy Winehouse is the PERFECT example of a celebrity destined for stardom but allows drugs to ruin their live.  It is hard to believe, but Amy Winehouse actually looked happy and healthy at one point in her life.  She was not always screwed up.

In early 2007, Amy reached stardom when her song “rehab” hit airwaves.  After the success of her album, her life spiralled out of control.  Her marriage was unstable, she began doing cocaine and other drugs, she became a heavy drinker, and she kept getting sick.  As we finish off the year of 2008, Amy Winehouse is worse than ever and her addiction is extremely close to taking her life.

In many cases, celebrities do harmful things to their bodies to deal with depression and unhappiness.  They forget that they are in the limelight and we as the public see their actions all the time.  They have enough money, so why can’t they afford to get real help.  Everything  they had dreamed of and worked hard for could be gone in a blink of an eye.

Amy Winehouse Before Drugs:

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Britney Spears is back with quite the comeback.  Last years album “Blackout” was supposed to be the big comback for Ms. Spears but after quite a few disasters and setbacks Brit had one of her worst years ever.  With her life on track and a new hit single and much anticpated cd coming out, Britney is finally back on top.

“Womanizer,” Britney’s newest song, is creating quite a stir among the media.  The video is hot, and Britney looks better than ever.  She appears naked at time in the video and her body looks absolutely flawless.  No more balding for Britney; her hair looks great in the video and she even gets to wear a couple wigs.  The song itself is upbeat and quite catchy.  Not long after debuting, “Womanizer” scored itself a #1 on the charts.

Britney finally seems content with her life.  She has even decided to let the public into her live through a documentary that will be shown by MTV.  After her crazy frantics these past couple of years, I am super excited to hear what she has to say about herself and her past actions.

Link to Womanizer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZSLIq6YiRY

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Paris Hilton is now single, AGAIN!  Should this be a shock?  All her other relationships/engagements ended so is this one really that shocking to people.  It is sad to see the couple split, especially because they looked happy together and looked like they were having fun.  After her countless boyfriends, I was actually rooting for Benji to have her heart.

It is unknown why the couple split, yet a source close to Paris says that they still remain friends.  It is rumored that the two had been spending time apart due to other commitments which could have been a factor to their split.  The heiress is now spending her time doing what she loves: going out onto the town and partying.

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Holly Madison is best known as Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend.  Oops, I mean former girlfriend because she is out of the mansion and is now dating Criss Angel.  Madison claims she is still friends with the Playboy but they are no longer romantically involved.  There are rumors the couple split because Madison wanted to marry and have children while Hefner had different feelings.

Madison has been seen canoodling with Angel.  With more relaxation comes less glamour.  Madison claims that since she has left the mansion she has limited her make-up use.  She says she no longer uses her fake lashes, cakes on the foundation, or applies tons of lip gloss.  She says that lipgloss is unnecessary because she kisses Angel so much.  Seems as though Hefner was not much of a kisser. 

Less make-up is good.  At least she will not have to worry about her face breaking out. Yuck!

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Kanye, Kanye, Kanye!  When are you going to learn and stop attacking the paparazzi?  He did it again and attacked the paparazzi in the United Kingdom.  This time, he apparently assaulted the photo snapper by hurting his nose.  He was not charged, but he was humiliated again for doing something bad to the paparazzi. 

Kanye, you are a celebrity and everybody wants your picture so get used to it!  Its part of living the good life so why must you complain? If you do not want to be snapped, figure out a way to stay away from the cameras.

On Kanye’s defense, it does not make sense how the paparazzi are legal.  They create accidents, cause attention, do things illegal to grab a photo.  We really do not need them.

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Miley Cyrus is 15.  Her rumored boyfriend model Justin Gaston is 20.  Does anyone see anything wrong with this picture?  THIS RELATIONSHIP IS ILLEGAL!  The funny thing is that Miley’s father, Billy Ray Cyrus, approves of the boy and has spent time with him.  So much for Miley’s purity ring.

Miley Cyrus has been stirring up controversy this past year after revealing photos leaked onto the Internet.  As a Disney star and a young teenager, Cyrus is not going about as the cookie cutter image she once was.

Your only 15 sweetie, act your age!

It would seem safe to say that her fans, Disney show, and her reputation could be taken away in a blink of an eye.

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What comes to mind when thinking about Brody Jenner? Well, he is very good looking, we have no idea where he gets his money, he dated that one girl from The Hills and he is now dating, “the one.”  Did the playboy himself find himself his own little bunny?  Seems the rumors are true; Brody Jenner is now dating 22-year -old Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole.  The two have been pretty serious since September and Jenner has even admitted in interviews with magazines that this woman could be “the one.”

It seems skeptical that the two will actually make it.  Celebrity relationships hardly last, and if they make it to marriage there most likely will be divorce.  I wonder what Hugh Hefner has to say about one of his prized possessions giving her goodies to someone else.